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Descriptions of TV Shows By Someone Who Has Never Actually Seen Them

THE SIMPSONS:
A sitcom about a family with jaundice, living in a town full of other people with jaundice. The town’s first black residents move in.

LOST:
A large foster family lives on a deserted island. They connect over their common pyschological issues and emotional baggage. Their foster parents are abusive….and mysterious.

MAD MEN:
A digitally remastered after school special series from the 60’s urging against the dangers of alcohol, teen pregnancy, and consumerism in a capitalist society.

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Published by darrenmiller
#Darren Miller #TV #Writing #Comedy
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TV Pilot (Title to Come): Part 1 

INT. JEWELRY STORE - AFTERNOON

Chicago. 1931.

(CHARLENE, a petite blonde in a tight pencil skirt and fitted black swing jacket, walks slowly in front of a glass case filled with jewels, her head down. She runs her index finger along the edge of the display, the center of her nails painted a dark shade of pink, the half-moon and tips a crisp white - each one filed to perfection. She taps on the glass, then lifts her head slowly and, with a small smile, catches the attention of one of the Clerks. The CLERK excuses himself from his conversation with his co-worker and a customer, ANDREW, and walks towards CHARLENE, self-consciously fiddling with the second button of his jacket. She is pretty.)

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Published by katykatherinevera
#Katy DiSavino #comedy #TV Pilot #TV #text #submission