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permalink “HOT PIECE OF ASSASSIN” of the day: DOUBLE TROUBLE EDITION Werner von Haeften & Count Claus von Stauffenberg Target: Hitler! “Jury’s” Verdict: Guilty. Sentenced to death by firing squad. Our Verdict: Their coup d’état was unsuccessful? Oh… hey, baby don’t worry, it happens to a lot of guys. No, really, I’m not judging you, it’s totally fine. You’re just over-thinking it, it’s okay.

“HOT PIECE OF ASSASSIN” of the day: DOUBLE TROUBLE EDITION

Werner von Haeften & Count Claus von Stauffenberg

Target: Hitler!

“Jury’s” Verdict: Guilty. Sentenced to death by firing squad.

Our Verdict: Their coup d’état was unsuccessful? Oh… hey, baby don’t worry, it happens to a lot of guys. No, really, I’m not judging you, it’s totally fine. You’re just over-thinking it, it’s okay.

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permalink “HOT PIECE OF ASSASSIN” of the day Rameau Sokoudjou (aka “The African Assassin”) Target: Unworthy opponents. Jury’s Verdict: Aaaaaaannndd… HE’S OUT COLD, FOLKS Our Verdict: He’s photoshopped next to a lion. He. Is. Photoshopped. Next. To. A. Lion.

“HOT PIECE OF ASSASSIN” of the day

Rameau Sokoudjou (aka “The African Assassin”)

Target: Unworthy opponents.

Jury’s Verdict: Aaaaaaannndd… HE’S OUT COLD, FOLKS

Our Verdict: He’s photoshopped next to a lion. He. Is. Photoshopped. Next. To. A. Lion.

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permalink “HOT PIECE OF ASSASSIN” of the day Lynette “Squeaky” Fromme Target: President Gerald Ford (unsuccessful, the gun was loaded improperly. women.) Jury’s Verdict: Guilty. Sentenced to life in prison in 1975. Our Verdict: She’s still alive!!! GO FOR IT

“HOT PIECE OF ASSASSIN” of the day

Lynette “Squeaky” Fromme

Target: President Gerald Ford (unsuccessful, the gun was loaded improperly. women.)

Jury’s Verdict: Guilty. Sentenced to life in prison in 1975.

Our Verdict: She’s still alive!!! GO FOR IT

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